Alex-isms

Here are a few recent Alex-isms:

Alex: "Oh CRAP! I forgot to eat my snack before bed"

Alex (looking at his little turds in the toilet): "Awwww, they're so cute!"

Alex (getting the mail after dressing himself after the pool):
"Here's your mail Mom, I told the mailman I had my shirt on backwards."
Mom: "What did he say?"
Alex: "Ok"
(Alex's shirt was on backwards AND inside out - tag right under his chin)

Alex(after playing in the sprinkler in the backyard): "Oh man I have CRAP all over me!"

Needless to say both Alex AND Mom got a talking to about saying the word CRAP. LOL